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swagchat:

when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder

(via seizetherain)

westbor0baptistchurch:

Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?

You’re a douche bag.

(via lrvin)

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(via long-romantic-walk-to-the-fridge)

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

(via callmedeanwinchester)

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

(via callmedeanwinchester)

(via terehzi)