when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday